:: Saya Rasa Tak Tercabar ::

Akhir-akhir ini blog saya dilanda entri yg berunsur praperkahwinan. So nak beralih angin pulak kepada pascaperkahwinan. Hee.. Masih tak lari dari topik kahwin rupanya...

Lucu, pelik pun ada bila saya terbaca satu artikel dalam majalah ANIS keluaran Disember 2008, mukasurat terakhir. Tajuk corat-coret pada helaian itu berbunyi: Saya Rasa Tak Tercabar. Ingatkan apalah yg tak tercabar tu. Rupa-rupanya itulah alasan seorang suami utk 'buka cawangan' baru.

Dipendekkan cerita, seorang kaunselor bertanyakan sebab si suami ini ingin menikah lagi. Maka jawab si suami tadi:

"Isteri saya ini seorang yg sangat baik. Dia jaga saya sangat sempurna.
Makan, minum, pakaian, layanan batin dan semua keperluan saya dia urus dengan
baik. Walaupun dia kerja tapi balik rumah dia tak diam bekerja. Urus
macam-macam. Saya di rumah umpama raja. Tak bagi buat apa pun. Saya ditatang
macam minyak yg penuh. Urusan bayar bil letrik, bil air, bil telefon dan
persekolahan anak-anak semua dia yang buat. Saya duduk goyang kaki di
rumah."

"Baguslah tu. Bukan senang nak dapat isteri taat macam ni." tingkah
kaunselor.

"Masalahnya saya rasa tak tercabar. Tujuan saya nak berkahwin lagi dengan
ibu tunggal adalah untuk membantu uruskan kerja-kerja dia. Nak bantu uruskan
anak-anaknya sebab selama hari ini saya tak buat apa di rumah, jadi rasanya
biarlah masa yang kosong tu saya isikan dengan bantu orang lain pula," jawab si
suami tersenyum lebar.

Terlampau rajin susah, terlampau malas pun susah. Huhu. Serba salah juga jadinya. Untuk diringkaskan, seorang Pak Haji menasihati agar pasangan itu pulang dan berbincang tentang pembahagian tugasan agar si suami tidak punya banyak masa lapang sehingga merasakan hidupnya terlalu bosan. Maka, automatiknya niat si suami untuk berkahwin lagi satu terbatal.

Pada akhir coretan, penulis ruangan itu menasihatkan kepada para isteri agar jangan mengambil alih sepenuhnya tugas suami, agar jiwa mereka tidak sepi. Lagi pula, tidak sesuai utk wanita melakukan kerja-kerja berat yg selayaknya dilakukan kaum lelaki.

Lain orang lain ragamnya. That's life. ;)

...Ah Beng oh Ah Beng...

Lucu. Bacalah. :)

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,> "My Mobile No. Has changed.> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Ah Beng : I am a Proud father, coz my son is in Medical College.>
Friend: Really, what is he studying.>
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.>
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.>
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.>

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?>
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?>
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.>

Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD">
Wife: How do you know??>
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,> Oh GOD! U have come again.>

Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,> except the TV in my house."> Police: "How the thief did not take TV?">
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."> >

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment.">

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases> the board.>

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would> be hot.>

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and> Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?">

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?>

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense>
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail">

Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!">
Servant: "It's already raining.">
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go.">

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not> in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Hope those jokes lighten your mood.. ;)

Diambil dari blog friendster madam zalilah.